Deception

Anyone can lie at any given time, right? But, just think what you can lie about sitting behind a keyboard. You can lie about your age, height, and weight. You really can be anyone you want to be when filling out an online dating profile. What I have learned over the years is that if someone has a Facebook page and you can find it, you can learn so much about a person. Go through their pictures and you may find out they have kids they didn't mention (this happened to me), or even a girlfriend. What I like most though is reading their timeline and seeing what they have to talk about. Now, I haven't ever met someone who didn't look like their pictures. But, I've obviously met dozens of guys who are not who they said they were.

Now usually, when I put someone on blast on my blog, I never reveal their name, or post any pictures. I hate to do it now, but it's a must. I received this email today: 

He got instant points for writing more than "hi," "hey," or "what's up." I didn't find him all that good looking, especially with the long hair. Just not a fan. I can do without the middle finger picture too.  But, I emailed him back. Now, in the meantime, since he gave me his name, I looked him up on Facebook. It was easy to find him since it's not that common. Before I show you his Facebook, let me show you his online dating profile.

Notice he doesn't smoke, do drugs, and he has a car? 

Here's his Facebook. 

He's smoking in his profile picture and read his second status update. How about you get up off your ass and go get a real job? But this one is my favorite from a few days ago....

I know you're asking me why am I still on a dating website with alllll the stories I've shared over the years. I am actually intrigued at this point. I feel like a reporter looking for the next story. I am leaving my love life in God's hands at this point. Oh, and below is my "About Me" section on my dating profile.  Clearly, a) he didn't read the part about smoking and having transportation, or b) he was intending on wasting my time and portraying himself as someone he's really not.