Who Are You Trying to Convince?

This just might be one of my favorite douche bag stories. I've been holding onto this one for sometime now; debating on whether or not to share it, but I just can't keep this awesomeness to myself.  This is about the same guy that I wrote about in this blog ----- Rated R

He emailed me on Facebook and here's our convo:

• Guy: So you caught me with my hand in the cookie jar? You're probably calling me everything but a sweet child of God.
• Me: Huh? (I will admit, as soon as I read his email, it took me all of .10 seconds to realize what he meant.)
• Guy: Ohhhh Never mind. I don't think you know what I'm talking about
• Me: Nope.
• Guy: Ok. I'll leave it at that then. Lol Anyways. How you been?
• Me: Ah. You're on POF. So, you're engaged too? (I went on the dating website and sure enough, he had viewed my profile. Apparently, I had viewed his too, but I didn't notice it was him specifically. Then, I went to his Facebook page to see what his relationship status was.)
• Guy: Huh?
• Me: You're on a dating website.
• Guy: I go on there from time to time yes.
• Me: And you're engaged?
• Guy: I know I shouldn't
• Me: Is that what you were asking me?
• Guy: Kinda. Been engaged for like 7 years. Yes. I seen you viewed my profile. I Was like fuck. I just put a picture on there. Are you mad?
• Me: Uh, why would I be mad? That's a question for your fiancé. I think it's disgusting. But, it's not my business. I didn't even know I viewed your profile.
• Guy: Idk. Why does it give the option to look for friends if that's not what someone should be on there to do? I'm not arguing with you about it. I just don't get it. I wouldn't go on there to lead anyone on. If someone says they're looking for friends that's what I expect them to be on. Not even with benefits either. Just friends.
• Me: Who you trying to convince? Me or yourself?
• Guy: Mostly me.
• Me: That's what I figured. I'm not trying to be a bitch, but this is why I'm single. The grass is not always greener on the other side. Either end your relationship, or get off a dating website and work on your relationship.
• Guy: If it was that easy I would've already.
• Me: So it's easier to cheat? That's a cop out.
• Guy: Who's cheating?
• Me: There are a lot of people on that website and FW is small. Hope no one else sees you on there. The fact that you're on there makes you a cheater. You're thinking about it. You don't need more friends.
• Guy: A. Nobody really meets anyone in person on there.
• Me: Really?! I've meant lots of people. LOTS!
• Guy: I haven't. Maybe I'm too much of an asshole or the fact I have 8 kids or tell them I'm in a relationship up front. Idk. But I don't. It's cool. I deleted the account anyways. I'm a terrible person. I get it.

I'm sure he was waiting for me to say "oh, you're not a terrible person."  He was clearly trying to convince himself that what he was doing was okay.  All I know is that he better stay with his girl because if they break up, ain't no one going to want to be with him since he has 8 fucking kids.