I can't make this stuff up.

One day I hope to look back at all of these blog entries about men and dating and have a good laugh. Until then, here's another.

I went to Champions a few weekends ago with Stacia to watch the Purdue game.  When I got there, I recognized one of the servers.  We got to talking and realized we went to middle school together.  We didn't talk a lot, but when he went to leave he said to come back and see him soon. When he said it though he stuttered.  Stacia, said I made him nervous.

In the days to come, I looked him up in my yearbook because I did not know what his last night was.  Of course, I looked him up on Facebook too but didn't find him. I don't go to Champions much either that I thought I would see him again anytime soon. So, I thought I'll call Champions and see if he's working and just say hey you know if you're not dating anyone maybe we could hang out. Something to that effect.  So, I called yesterday and he was not working. I called today and he was working. He came to the phone and I basically said just that...this is Rachel, I was in a few weeks ago and we went to middle school together. I said, I'm not sure if you're dating anyone, and if you're not maybe we could hang out.  He was like are you just looking for booty. I died laughing and said no, I'm looking for a relationship. He was like OK, just checking.  I gave him my number and he said he'd call me.  I would say within fifteen minutes he texted me and here's our conversation. Albeit very short.

Him: I'm not looking for anything serious right now, is that a problem?
Me: Well I'm not looking for anything casual. So I guess that's a problem. Ha.
Him: Lol we'll c
Him: R u sure it will i fun? (English please!)
Me: I hope you didn't think I'm crazy for calling. 
Me: Yes I'm sure.  I've been single for a long time and I want to be in a relationship.
Him: Can't we just play together? I would like that
Me: No. Sorry. At least we're both honest so we know what we both want.
Him: Ok sorry

Yeah ...

Update: Just found out today that this guy quit Champions and is in a steady relationship.